FUCK!!!

lionofbedstuy:

Good day Ms. Gina,

I hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

• I do physical labor.
• I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
• I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
• I work at great depths.
• I work in a damp environment.
• I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
• I work in high temperatures.
• My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Sincerely,

P. Niss

The Response from V. Gina to P. Niss

Dear Mr. Niss,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

• You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
• You do not work 8 hours straight.
• You fall asleep after brief work periods.
• You are unable to work double shifts.
• You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
• You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
• You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
• You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
• You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
• You will retire well before you are 65.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

V. Gina